Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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