my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The best revenge is premature balding
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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