I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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