remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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