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  • 82 49
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 1, 11 at 4:02pm
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    With every penis delivery, I'll throw in one protein shake, absolutely free!

  • 80 60
    Submitted by miss_scarlet on Dec 1, 11 at 2:52pm
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    how about just having penis for breakfast?

    • 34 51
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 3:05pm
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      PENISES FOR BREAKFAST???

      • 37 50
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 10:45pm
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        oh cmon nobody remembers Reese's puffs cereal with the "candy for breakfast?" screaming heads...it wasn't that shitty a cereal

        • 34 49
          Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 1, 11 at 10:49pm
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          I remember

          • 34 63
            Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 11:50pm
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            remember remember the 5th of November...

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Grazztoke420 on Dec 1, 11 at 10:48pm
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    You shouldnt be hungry after a healthy serving of meat!

  • 66 64
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 1, 11 at 3:14pm
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    He's gonna scramble your eggs.

    • 37 47
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 4:33pm
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      doesn't that happen a couple weeks later?

  • 55 56
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 1, 11 at 4:23pm
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    Only thing better than a whore is a greedy whore...

    • 33 63
      Submitted by sssmarie on Dec 1, 11 at 7:33pm
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      Don't you mean worse?

      • 32 55
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 10:46pm
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        it could go either way

  • 30 22
    Submitted by prettyroundbrown on Dec 7, 11 at 12:11am
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    Never would a friend send this to me. Dummy

  • 40 80
    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Dec 1, 11 at 4:03pm
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    Porksword- you sir, win today