OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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