So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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