Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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