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  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:13pm

    probably was some type of booty call history, I would fuck someone for jamba juice if i had already hooked up with them before

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:00pm

    i'd probably fuck someone for jamba juice, if they were hot enough.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:54pm

    2:43 and 2:48. FTW

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:31pm

    And you automatically assume it was a woman who wrote this why? 1:23?

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 4:01pm

    mango a go ftw, fuck robeks.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:11pm

    so they are saying the juice is better than sex. . . .lame.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:40am

    2:43 don't ever have kids please

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 4:01pm

    i meant mango a go go*

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:48pm

    Ohhh..... Silly me, I thought that was to skull fuck them.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 4:30pm

    there is a very good chance that this is not fake...818 is an area code from the valley.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:25pm

    I crap ice cream. Top that.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:08pm

    Yes it is. San Fernando valley. South California baby.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:58pm

    i still wouldn't fuck a guy for juice. maybe some good weed tho. juju

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:52pm

    That right there kids is what you call a good deal.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 3:16pm

    I suppose a "protein boost" would be redundant/overkill?.......

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 4:20pm

    lol - Guys will fuck for anything these days...

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:51pm

    Lmao for jamba juice? Jesus have some integrity. -BJ

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:39pm

    Been there, done that.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:43pm

    Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:33am

    What I like is the apparent lack of interest implied in OP's text.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:51pm

    I understand that you are a CHEAP whore.

  • 26 31
    Submitted by bigevil on Apr 20, 11 at 10:05pm

    Completely understand why you would do that. That shit is the beeeest!!!!!

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:39pm

    I'd fuck for chipotle -Crispy

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:19pm

    they take the juice serious out there

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:39pm

    Robeks juice > jamba juice by faaaar

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:49pm

    It's JUICE. I don't know that I would fuck someone for juice.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:05pm

    i'd fuck for the sake of fucking--what's juice got to do with it. I still want the weed tho. juju

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:20pm

    ppl just dont understand plain english anymore

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:45pm

    weed > Robeks juice > jamba juice period.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:28pm

    I want to vote bad night, but there are 69 votes, and I feel that would be a shame to ruin.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:03pm

    just because it hasn't happened to you doesn't mean that it's fake...

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:57pm

    It might not be fake. I wouldn't understand the point of fucking for $5 vegetable water.

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:54pm

    Mega mango no pineapple juice sub fresh squeeze o.j. And lemonade it is definitely worth the fuck..

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:33pm

    jamba juice= happiness. happiness=endorphins. endorphins= sex. simple mathz

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:26pm

    With a black cherry?

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:09pm

    I would fuck you for a jamba juice too

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:05pm

    JAMBA JUICE RULES. Strawberry smoothie :)

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:20pm

    I'll fuck anything 330-235-2050

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:28pm

    I'll fuck anything 330-235-2050

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:24pm

    I'm surprised this doesn't have my area code at the beginning.

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:52pm

    Why does tfln post fake texts?

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:26pm

    Unless it's there bf/gf they are talking to

  • 33 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:21pm

    Lol. Good shit to whoever write this. 650 619 2352

  • 25 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:42pm

    Haha this is my text from last night!

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:39am

    Fuck jamba juice, GO FROOTS!

  • 29 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:25pm

    My cum>jambalaya juice. Fuck you all.

  • 21 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:49pm

    Haha and I got first! Stupid fake tfln