honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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