i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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