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  • 84 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:03am

    If you give a girl a blow job, she's a guy.

  • 79 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:28pm

    Just smile and nod, guys. Smile and nod.

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:00pm

    you can give a girl a blowjob? that would be an interesting sight to see. AND experiance.

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:19am

    I think this is one of those times where we shouldn't ask questions...

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:14am

    If you give a GIRL a blowjob?

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:00am

    you should have been aborted.

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:41pm

    its 11:19 9:32/12:31- yes i am. and i love you

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:03am

    Hahahahaha 1:09 thank you for referencing the actual children's book. Nicely done, as well. OP you suck and so does this text.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:31pm

    9:32 here. 11:19 I hope you're a girl.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jun 13, 10 at 4:48pm

    Fail- u should have been aborted

  • 55 55
    Submitted by sexiichick on Nov 25, 10 at 11:52pm

    wut about the original book it u give a mouse a cookie so much better then if u give a moose a muffin

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:27am

    You have down syndrome

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:09pm

    "If you give a girl a blowjob, she's going to give you a glass of milk"... Oh wait... that's not milk... and not a girl

  • 53 53
    Submitted by shmoog26 on Nov 22, 10 at 12:35am

    she'll give you one in return.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:31pm

    considering the OP didn't get this from yesterday's post and actually meant to say guy** I think the book would end "he's going to want anal".

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:50pm

    stolen from "if you give a moose a muffin" from yesterday. you suck. please die.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:42am

    wow, people take TFLN seriously lol. Dont fuck with the readers on this site!

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:42am

    oh so you read textsfromlastnight, do you? how clever. because *this* was written the day before: (816): if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin. let me know when referencing this book/series goes out of style.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:37am

    9:42, damn. beat me to it. i was gonna ask the OP if he/she by chance got this idea while cruising tfln...

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:34am

    not that funny, in fact not funny at all.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:32am

    Foreward written by Austin Powers: "It's a MAN, BABY!"

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:45am

    FAIL you stole this from someone yesterday

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:42pm

    LMFAO. This is beyond strange in every possible way.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:05am

    The original text wasn't that funny but I laughed at 9:32's foreword