therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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