No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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