YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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