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  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:30am

    Wow no Brian Regan references yet?

  • 69 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:33pm

    On my first attempt I set it for about 30 seconds which apparently is way too long. The fruit center became more of a paste. I believe the package suggests 3 seconds which is pretty fucking ridiculous.

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:38am

    yes butter and nukeage.. classic from the 80s! and i thought i was strange....

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:47am

    nahahaha. i'm finishing my last bite of a microwaved poptart

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:27am

    my boss put a poptart in the microwave and it set on fire

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:15am

    HAHAHA i read that and thought "wow, captain obvious strikes again". you can microwave pretty much ANYTHING. ... it's whether or not it'll taste good afterward is the question. xD

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:47am

    and still no brian regan references? sad.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:10pm

    yea put them in for lik 22 seconds then put butter on the back of them om nom nom nom

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15am

    put them in the toaster. lol

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:21am

    u can freeze the chocolate ones too

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:29pm

    amazing the discoveries you find when you're drunk

  • 57 56
    Submitted by hopeforpolo on Apr 28, 10 at 10:14am

    Story of my life. Lol

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:21am

    No. What you do is you put a watermelon in the oven for fifteen minutes, then you take it out and fuck it. Be careful not to do it on broil...

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:32pm

    AWESOME to the people who did the Brian Regan quotes!!! That's what I was gonna do. Ha ha ha.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:05am

    yeah theres directions on their for ya too, just incase the toaster is too difficult and you need something a little easier for yourself. If you gotta zap fry your poptarts before you head out the door you may wanna loosen up your schedule, Buddy.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:36am

    whoever is choosing these texts to be published...fail.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:18am

    ive microwaved them when they were wrapped in foil accidentally

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:36am

    The S'Mores ones are amazing warm. So delicious.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:21am

    Just think of the excitement some high bastard experienced when this epiphany slapped them across the face. This shit's hilarious!

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:24am

    yes for like 12 seconds its perf

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:07am

    yeah they taste terrible

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:25pm

    Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Super funny 310 ppl r awesome

    • 32 46
      Submitted by Liz90210 on Jun 4, 11 at 6:32am

      We r pretty cool

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:07pm

    I've had bad experiences with that...

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:07pm

    duh where have u been?

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:37pm

    this made me chuckle.

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:45am

    yes yes, you can microwave just about anything you would like to make warm, and you can put anything in the freezer you would like to make cold. I can't help but think of Tommy Boy

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:01pm

    ... YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS?! I never knew this .. oh my god

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:52am

    step one: toast the pop tarts. go ahead toast them! are you still reading this?

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:30pm

    OHhhHHHhMMMMMGMmMMMMgGGGGGGG a Machine that WARMS things up===can WARM UP A POP TART!! HOLY SHIT WHERE HAVE i BEEN i NEED TO TRY THIS!!!!! .....you fucking idiot....

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:13am

    not if you microwave them for the right amount of time. then they are so good with some milk

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:22am

    that would be like a fudgesicle wrapped in a cookie... wouldnt it???

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:15am

    FFFUUUUCKK i think i wrote that...

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:53am

    Fuck YEAH you can mic'em!!!! Also toaster strudels!

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:32am

    LMFAO that's hilarious a while back, we got a new microwave which was like double the wattage of our old one, which took like 25 seconds. so i'm like a zombie at 5 in the morning and attempt to put in the poptart for 25 seconds.. i put it in for 2:55 yeah, that was bad. LOL but anyways, 9:24 is frickin hilarious.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:07am

    y waste ur time heating up pop tarts... heat something decent like waffles or toaster strudel

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:42pm

    yes...yes you can & they taste delicous =] love poptarts.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:21pm

    THEY ARE THE BEST IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 15 SECONDSSS!! WOOOOO

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:46am

    (>^_^)># Waffles are so much better. -777

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:03pm

    S'Mores, 11 seconds... for some reason it's better when its upside-down

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:38pm

    1:07, Me, Myself and Irene reference, subtle but still fail.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by [][][] on Mar 17, 10 at 11:11pm

    HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:24am

    That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast a Pop Tart? A minute and a half if you want it dark? People don't have that kind of time? Listen, if you need to zap-fry your Pop Tarts before you head out the door, you might want to loosen up your schedule.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by megsy77 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:32am

    No shit sherlock!

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:35am

    hahahhahahaha, one of my guy friends got roofied by this bitch at a party and he ended up putting a poptart in the microwave and burning the shit out of his mouth... he didn't feel it until the next morning

  • 38 56
    Submitted by halibug123 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:23pm

    Dude, not microwave! Toast that shit and butter it. Best tasting thing everrr. Maple and brown sugar

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:46am

    haha i just figured this out like 2 weeks ago

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:07pm

    56 seconds, the same amount of time you microwave a melon with a hole cut into it.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:07pm

    Yes, you can microwave them. But you shouldn't. It goes against the nature God intended. That being said, kudos to those who quoted Brian Regan here.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:56pm

    You might want to loosen up your schedule a bit

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:24am

    The UNIVERSE has just opened up for this person. Beware the crazed vista of wonderment! Look, a rainbow!

  • 34 58
    Submitted by EverydayNinja on Aug 27, 10 at 1:29am

    2:47 I was thinking the same thing.

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:55am

    21 seconds is the ideal time

  • 22 44
    Submitted by ahyeah on Mar 3, 12 at 9:44am

    Make sure to remove the wrapper. That shit makes a damn lightning storm!

  • 20 43
    Submitted by ahyeah on Mar 3, 12 at 9:45am

    Make sure you remove the wrapper first. A lesson well learned...