Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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