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  • 64 61
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 12:32pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 59 56
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 20, 10 at 3:21pm

    I HATE pukers!!! If ya can't hang - stay home and watch sum reality tv- tired of babysitting u clowns!

  • 61 61
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 20, 10 at 11:38am

    Whoever wants to continue my legacy, now is your chance! \nUsername: MyWife\nPassword: wifey1

    • 59 64
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 20, 10 at 11:43am

      I just logged into your facebook....thanks bro!

  • 62 64
    Submitted by FirstyBlowsDick on Jul 20, 10 at 12:10pm

    ahhh shit. ever since keithstone people have been trying to make their own thing. i.e.- firsty, dumbeldore_dies, trollinn. it's not even funny. it seems to be growing into some cult like thing with firsty..

  • 65 72
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:19pm

    Jesus would have a beer and bless firsty land.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Austinaveous on Jul 20, 10 at 11:42am

    Been there done that.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:54pm

    At least you tried.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by purplenugs on Jul 20, 10 at 12:00pm

    "thats no beer can, thats my wife!"\n\nthere, now go fuck yourself

  • 57 64
    Submitted by KiethStone on Jul 20, 10 at 2:35pm

    no firsty. these pretzels are making me THIRSTY.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Charmin on Jul 20, 10 at 1:12pm

    It's the thought that counts

  • 58 68
    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:38am

    These pretzles are making me firsty!

  • 52 58
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:43pm

    This is stupid

  • 52 60
    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 20, 10 at 12:13pm

    oh look, another text about puke.

    • 56 70
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:56pm

      It’s like an episode of Tosh.0, you can’t have a night without at least one mention of it. People need to start coming up with new mischief to get into at parties. lol

  • 51 62
    Submitted by KiethStone on Jul 20, 10 at 2:38pm

    has everyone forgotten about me? I believe firsty is just an unoriginal fuck for copying others ideas and changing one word. fuck you firsty, fuck you.

    • 48 64
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:58pm

      not forgotten, you aren’t spamming every text though (thankfully)

    • 48 51
      Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 21, 10 at 1:53am

      You've got balls calling anyone unoriginal you fake ass - you can't even spell keith correctly you copycat phony!

  • 50 61
    Submitted by DREW0502 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:47pm

    Gotten to the point were I only read about half of these damn comments cuz of that dumb shit firsty FUCK U firsty

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 2:07pm

    Firsty Rocks !! \m/ whoohoo

  • 53 70
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:17pm

    Its firsty land .. We have prez, vice prez the ever present firsty and of course me.. The high priestess and caretaker of the beer dingo. You want another thread?? Start one .. Have fun.. Fun stays, haters fade.. Heres your drink...

  • 49 64
    Submitted by prozach on Jul 20, 10 at 1:38pm

    Cuz firsty is a homo that is already played out, it's not funny anymore dumbledore_died your a homo too

  • 51 69
    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 1:14pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 46 62
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 20, 10 at 12:21pm

    You know it's sorta lame how firsty got a whole army, cult, religion thing going but everyone shuns me. :(

    • 49 74
      Submitted by skootles on Jul 20, 10 at 2:13pm

      Naw. It's just him. Over and over and over.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:15pm

    I do not shun you .. I enjoy my wife quotes .. Firsty went thru some tough times .. Hang on heres beer and pretzels ... Wait. Not the beer dingo .. That was your wife... Nudge nudge..

  • 47 72
    Submitted by sniperc15 on Jul 20, 10 at 12:57pm

    LONG LIVE THE FIRSTY!!! 0__o

  • 54 87
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 2:02pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:32am

    Y not give him a blow job bet he would of pepped up instantly