Where is the hickey?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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