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  • 70 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:47am

    You missed the end of the search, 'yo be a sexual partber'

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:02pm

    Fuck the tfln staff for this bullshit

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:07pm

    any text that includes a phrasing of "i'd say you were wasted" is fake. there's at least one on here a day in this format.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:14am

    No, he means prima donna (first lady in Italian).

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:06pm

    these are getting SO old and weren't even funny in the first place... "you/I were/was so high/drunk that you/I googled _______(insert absurd and "funny" thing to google here)_________" lame.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:51am

    Who cares if it's fake you prima Donna bitches!?? Go to TWI then you assclowns! WAY BETTER

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:26pm

    As opposed to "I want to buy a dead ostrich"

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:42pm

    Omgomg I've done this tooooo !yay!

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:45pm

    Wow there are some pretty hardcore texts from last nights people on here!

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:02am

    Don't you mean pre-Madonna

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:33pm

    i've done that when i wasn't drunk.. lol

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:50pm

    I would do this sober