my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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