how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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