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  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:42am

    Well I'm a 32 DD and I'm perfectly natural. Just because people who are smaller than you and have bigger boobs doesn't mean we're all fake.

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:40am

    Add 'no gag reflex' and you just might find that job

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:42am

    im a bar manager and if i read this on an application form i'd hire you in a second

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:13pm

    All the girls posting that they are 34DD and up. Pics or it didn't happen.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:52am

    I'm a 34DD. It's called having an hourglass figure.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:21am

    I'm a 34 borderline double d (d and a half?) this is probably real, you don't have to be a porn star or have implants to have a bra size like that so I'm going to call not fake. Also, the person callig fake probably has small ass tits and boob envy. Don't worry there's always silicone

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:18am

    11:02 you clearly have no idea what the 34 means, ask your mom.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:21am

    Hickory Dickory Dock. My balls fell out of my jock. I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:11pm

    Here's a fucking thought for you annoying bitches who keep saying this is fake. COMPANIES WOULDN'T PRODUCE BRAS SIZE 34DD IF FOR SOME REASON IT WERE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. This text is funny, I hope you get a job, because I'm 34B and I have boob envy.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:32pm

    Keepin it trashy jville!

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:29am

    10:26 They don't have to be, but it certainly helps to bring people in and helps to make the bartenders money in tips. Why do you think that they usually all wear pushing up bra's with low cut shirts. ~A male bar employee

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:32am

    ha ha well said 9.27 was thinking the same thing!

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 10 at 9:17am

    It's just so crazy that it might actually work.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:27pm

    I'm a natural 38E with a 33 waist so anyone who says you've gotta be fat to be busty is dead wrong

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:07pm

    Um...being a guy bartender that has to work with only girls, it's not going to help if you're an idiot. The size of your tits isn't gonna help if you're slower than snail shit going uphill in making your drinks.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:37am

    It's probably real. I'm a natural 34F size 6. Just because you haven't met me, doesn't mean I don't exist. This kind of thing runs in my family. And bitch, don't brag, you're making us look bad.

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:23am

    Jacksoville...enough said

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:48pm

    All of you guys are only talking about boob size and all. I would personaly hire a girl that has charisma and is pretty in general. Double D on a resume means nothing. The best is to include a picture or to go see the manager. That's how I got the job. And anyway, from my experience, the girls who get tips are not necessarily the ones that have huge boobs, they're the ones that flirt with the clients, make them feel special. ,,, And it helps to have a russian accent haha

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:30am

    9:53, you're full of shit. I wear a 34 DD, and know plenty of girls with a similar bra size. Just because YOUR tits are small doesn't mean everyone's are.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:26am

    10:23, who says bartenders have to be hot? And why do you have to have big tits to be hot?

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:03pm

    the only reason to hire a girl as a bartender is to attract guys and get them to spend more money. I'd rather see a girl showcase her tits with no bra and a low cut top or a unbuttoned buttonn shirt. The tits don't have to be big, but the bitch needs to know how to show them off

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:48pm

    I wish I DIDNT have boobs

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:59pm

    The only reason you get anything is BECAUSE you have big boobs

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:32pm

    To everyone who said she's a fatty, um, you must not know too much about bra sizes. The 34 part means she skinny.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:32am

    10:31 You will never hear a Male say that!

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:09pm

    fyi: this is why it's fake ... as a longtime bartender/bar manager/big tit owner... you should include a pic on your bar resume... ALWAYS... you're right you get your job by your assets in this industry but thats why you should put a pic on ur resume showing off what you got.....

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:17am

    Biiig fuckin' titties

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:37pm

    2:17 - tlfn34dd at yahoo

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:39am

    Bitches show Charlie Murphy yo tittay's!! I'm Rick James bitch!

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:27am

    9:20 you're the most retarded person I've seen on this sight

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:21pm

    oh and 9:53 i weigh 117 and have 34DD, no push up needed.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:08am

    why don't you call the fuck out and stop bitching about fake. goddamn bitches always with the "oh this is fake I call fake" shit. STFU

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:18am

    it most certainly WILL HELP!!!

  • 27 42
    Submitted by jgez42 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:12am

    I'd tap that

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:22am

    Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick. OOOOHHHHH!!!

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:01pm

    I'm in Daytona Beach. First person to find me gets head.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:39pm

    I would totally fuck them 34DD's

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:47am

    There's a reason they don't know who A.D Clay is. His time has PASSED. His shtick gets old fast.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:50pm

    I'm also a 34DD naturally, I have a 26" waist, and 36" around the hips/butt. I'd also say include a photo, being cute will at least get you in the door most places :)

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:44am

    maybe if the OP would change her attitude she'd get hired

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:00pm

    Look Shrek, no one cares. They're wastes on you.

  • 21 35
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 11, 10 at 10:00pm

    thats sad

  • 25 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:23pm

    If I had a nickle.. -Bradon

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:28am

    2:11, you made my day!!!

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:14pm

    bravissimo. look it up. it's possible and not that ridiculous. basically, most people are uneducated about bra sizes.

  • 24 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:00pm

    1142 wanna hook up? haha

  • 28 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:46am

    all these bitches that say that have huge boobs but aren't fat kill me. The fattest pib-bitches out there don't admit they are fat -- they say they have curves. Fucking bitches live in denial

  • 27 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:15am

    10:31 this is definitely my bra size, don't hate. also, i want this person to tell me if this works. future career opportunities, heyyy

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:23am

    10:17 what's wrong with making the best of what you were born with? It's not like she's advertising good head but bartenders are supposed to be hot.... As a feminist I see no problem with this.

  • 27 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:22am

    Blow me where the pampers is

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:10pm

    My city!!! Haha what bar did hire you?

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:21am

    9:19, you're a fucking DUMBSHIT. Most supermodels are 34s.

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:09pm

    9:53 I'm a natural 28E people like you piss me off

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:17am

    I'm so glad that this is the shit that happens in a post-feminist era when women should be hired for their talents, not their tits. What a shame.

  • 26 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:31pm

    yeah idk, boobs that big are probs fake

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:56pm

    I'm a 34DD. it's hard finding bras, and the ones at vikkis secret are f-ing flimsy as fuck. For the girl who says she's a 28F, ur an effing lie!! Unless ur a midget who kicks her titties when she walks lololol....hmm send a pic cuz that's got to be interesting

  • 27 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:41am

    Kids these days don't know Andrew dice clay

  • 24 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:44pm

    34? you have no idea just how small a 34 is.

  • 30 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:18pm

    These are ignorant ass people for saying that this chick has to be fat to be that big. I hover around 36H and 38H (depends on the cut of the bra) and j am not fat. It's called having an hour glass figure and it's all natural. Y'all have no idea what you're talking about...

  • 24 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:34am

    Yes, well said you toolbags! Now go get your fucking shineboxes! -DICEMAN

  • 33 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:38pm

    i'm 6' 9", 230 lbs, and a 34 DDD. just because you haven't met me and my proportions are crazy inaccurate means i don't exist.

  • 24 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:43am

    @ 5:21 -- post a picture or you are a lying turd

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:29am

    yesss love you. they're not fake Im SURE. I wish I could put it too

  • 24 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:30am

    ur a cunt.. let real bartenders do the work.

  • 23 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:52am

    otherwise i dont believe you

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:06am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:43am

    add that you swallow AND take it up the ass during a job interview. That will get you hired

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:20am

    She said give me 12 inches and make it hurt, so I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick. Ohhhhh!!! -DICEMAN

  • 23 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:45pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because a bar might be more inclined to hire a women who had larger than average breasts! -Jeff

  • 24 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:17pm

    12:00 where are you? and 2:13 where would you like me to send them?

  • 23 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:06pm

    All u girls makin up boob sizes. Lol pics or it didnt happen.. Ate to ate for fyv fyv for six o six

  • 19 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:13pm

    I have natural 34DDs and people always assume they're fake because I have such a small frame! I hate it.

  • 26 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:27am

    11:02 whos says its a she XD hahahaha

  • 23 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:09pm

    12:38: we're twins!

  • 22 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:13pm

    U should just write big fake boobs as ur name then! More to the point.

  • 25 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:02am

    10:31 may have huge tits but they are probably sloppy and id bet alot of money shes a fatty

  • 19 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:19am

    34? that means she's a chubbster.

  • 18 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:11pm

    Haha I should do that lol

  • 24 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:40am

    you're most likely fat as well. bummer

  • 22 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:48pm

    That's actually a good idea lol

  • 25 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:10am

    9:40 your new nickname is "Little Boy Blue", as in Little Boy blew, he needed the money! Ohhhhh! -DICEMAN

  • 24 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:21am

    lol. so many people tell me to put my bra size on my applications. does not amuse me. and no they probably aren't fake. mine are 30 E and they're not fake.

  • 18 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:36pm

    six five one-seven six nine-seven nine eight zero any girls wanting to prove themselves

  • 18 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:13pm

    This isn't a fake, putting her boob size down will probably help. Shit, its how I got my bar job. I mean, I had to be good at serving too, but the main reason I got it was because I have big boobs.

  • 25 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:23am

    That only works if you're not morbidly obese, which is the most likely reason (in this country) to have 34DDs..