my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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