I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
No subtext here. People are naked.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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