I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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