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  • 74 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:16pm

    I also think the fact that you call it "poon" might have something to do with the fact that you're not getting any.

  • 69 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:07am

    Maybe you're not getting laid because you are relying on Facebook statuses.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:18pm

    11:54 u have to remember this was originally a text sent between two friends. It's not like he screamed this from a podium.

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:46am

    Calling it poon won't help you get any...

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:48pm

    4:04 it's 'nam not nam' - the apostrophe is used to signify the abbreviation and is meant to go where the letters are removed. Also - this post is stupid.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:51am

    Ah haa! Careful what you wish for!

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:34am

    hahaha POON. classic.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:47am

    Hahhaha hell yea!!! Get a bitch cryin for you!!! Cryin chicks are easy!!!

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:04pm

    who says poon, what is this? Nam'?

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:55am

    You also need a very good backstory and a wingman to back it up.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:30pm

    448 r u the same anal fucktard that corrects everyone why don't u go back to the library loser this site is for fun not a grammer lesson, asshole.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:49pm

    Like you'd know what to do with anything you managed to get anyway.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:49pm

    what sad is i have two friends that have recently became widows and widowers so to make a joke about being one is tasteless.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:46pm

    Been there, done that. Worked like a charm

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:35pm

    A. what is OP? B. what is poon?

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:31am

    hahahahah you may want to alter the way you look instead. because trust me, girls don't look at your relationship status when considering whether to give you some 'poon'. even if they see it, they know youre not widowed.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:29pm

    Let us know how that works out

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:54pm

    dude, thats not even funny. dont ever joke around like that, that is terrible and that is so offensive to so many people. have some respect ya dick

  • 42 51
    Submitted by ltryct on Jul 1, 10 at 9:56pm

    Haha haven't heard any one besides my sister call it poon

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:00pm

    Don't let anyone tell you that's a bad idea!

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:11pm

    Who says that anymore? Hahaha

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:28pm

    Maybe if u took the time to think about being a decent human being n less time being a i jerk u might get all the pussy u can handle.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:36pm

    4:24 your an idiot....

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:24pm

    This guy, really stupid guy won't get laid for 2 reasons. First, he said "poon" which is just lame. Second, his status would be widowered NOT widowed. Dumbass.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:12pm

    Well, not calling it poon would be a good start. Also, when considering giving the "poon", I don't go... Oh no! Gotta check your FB relationship status first!

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:45pm

    Haha whatever works brah

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:15pm

    AHAHAHAHA I havent said "Poon" since like 7th grade! WIN!

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:07pm

    Already one step ahead of you, I tried, it doesn't work. Save your mouse clicking finger some work.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:16am

    12:46 how does cunt suit you, then?