im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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