If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
two words...techno handjob
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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