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  • 74 49
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 17, 10 at 3:26pm

    Sandstorm by Darude. Handjob by Katie. Your happiness. Priceless.

    • 28 39
      Submitted by Moser on Aug 18, 10 at 1:07am

      Doesn't really fit the mold of a mastercard commercial, maybe if you listed prices...\nSandstorm by Darude......................$0.99\nHandjob by Katie (aka 6-pack of beer)....$5.00\nYour happiness...........................Pricesless

      • 37 47
        Submitted by Moser on Aug 18, 10 at 1:08am

        priceless* (I'm not an idiot, I just fucked up)

        • 46 48
          Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 18, 10 at 8:35am

          If I list prices and make it a MasterCard commercial, that lands me into a world of legal issues.

  • 68 54
    Submitted by definatelymaybe1 on Aug 17, 10 at 4:45pm

    is it just me or is anyone else imagining lots of glow sticks and blacklights while music in the background goes "Mmm tis mm tis mmm tis!"

  • 45 38
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 17, 10 at 6:10pm

    Wow, just thinking of all the build up in a techno song, this is an absolute must try!

  • 46 41
    Submitted by anonymousone on Aug 17, 10 at 3:33pm

    Sandstorm is THE techno song. Good call rulebook

    • 40 45
      Submitted by blackmetalcore on Aug 18, 10 at 12:32am

      It's trance, not techno...learn the difference!

  • 52 54
    Submitted by DannyMan2011 on Aug 17, 10 at 4:15pm

    Hah. Did she jerk it to the beat of the song?

  • 50 50
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Aug 17, 10 at 4:12pm

    Dubstep handie. Best ever. Where life begins is next month. Fuck yes.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Aug 17, 10 at 3:38pm

    sfv is so nasty

  • 49 54
    Submitted by ryno24 on Aug 17, 10 at 8:13pm

    Better two words...techno anal!

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Aug 18, 10 at 2:02am

    Eleven words: Handjobs are weak, no matter what genre of music is playing.

  • 39 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 6:52pm

    Is that to a Techno soundtrack or has some Genius modified a robotic arm???

  • 41 45
    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 17, 10 at 3:53pm

    Two more words: fuck yeah

  • 34 32
    Submitted by johnnyk on Aug 17, 10 at 11:06pm

    Been there done that ...best tfln yet

  • 40 45
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 17, 10 at 3:56pm

    Got agree !!

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 6:54pm

    Btw "Dubstep" Is NOT techno!

  • 39 45
    Submitted by heartsyndrome on Aug 19, 10 at 1:44pm

    Uhn fap uhn tiss uhn fap uhn tiss?

  • 42 54
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 17, 10 at 3:25pm

    oohnce oohnce fist pump

  • 41 54
    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:18am

    must have been a really fast handjob.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by mel24 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:39pm

    this is only awkward because you're forced to stay with the rhythm

  • 40 55
    Submitted by tallerguy87 on Aug 17, 10 at 5:49pm

    Dubstep is the worse kind of techno

  • 31 39
    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Sep 21, 10 at 11:43pm

    Dubstep is an acquired taste, like Communism!

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 6:55pm

    Robotic Arm mods= TheFuture!

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Woodsy on Aug 18, 10 at 1:15am

    San fernando valley represent

  • 33 44
    Submitted by BillySteeldong on Aug 17, 10 at 6:03pm

    818 wadd up

  • 30 52
    Submitted by thomasfk on Aug 28, 10 at 8:28pm

    what are you, 12?

  • 21 41
    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Aug 20, 10 at 1:29am

    In all seriousness, you will shoot skeet a minimum of 3 feet farther while listening to dubstep, try Borgore for yourself if you don't believe me

    • 29 45
      Submitted by bassbassbass on Aug 22, 10 at 7:10pm

      ahh borgore is amazing! yesss