We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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