Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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