yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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