The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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