I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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