winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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