So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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