nut hugger
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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