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  • Submitted by marsho on Jul 8, 10 at 7:02pm

    Size isn't everything. I judge on feel and taste as well.

  • Submitted by klangford on Jul 8, 10 at 8:49pm

    if you are on the river then clearly only a free 'motorboat' should earn free beer.

  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 8, 10 at 7:06pm

    What the texter failed to mention was this is a guy...

  • Submitted by GNARGNARGNAR on Jul 8, 10 at 6:52pm

    Ahhh, how I love the river. Tits for booze is a reasonable trade, cause you see more tits with more booze

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    Submitted by edshouseofcards on Jul 8, 10 at 6:06pm

    Bigger are better

    • 62 91
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 8, 10 at 11:04pm

      way to generalize. everyone loves big tits until they are hanging at your knees, then they miss the A cups

      • 49 56
        Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 9, 10 at 1:06am

        Also, A cups have the advantage that you can fit a whole one in your mouth at once.

        • 48 71
          Submitted by camiii on Jul 9, 10 at 10:53pm

          both of these coming from girls with A cups. bigger ARE better.

          • 20 36
            Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 16, 12 at 2:04pm

            arthurlux and I are both men. Smaller are better.

  • 82 62
    Submitted by GoodKnight on Jul 8, 10 at 7:47pm

    Good ol' Arizona.

  • 94 96
    Submitted by AshStarr83 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:10pm

    My friends use me for that reason...terrible

  • 74 67
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 8, 10 at 9:49pm

    when there are tits and booze involved, size plays no role... seems as though some guys would screw a warm cup of mud if left to their own devices...

  • 63 51
    Submitted by amynicole87 on Jul 8, 10 at 8:39pm

    Story of my life!

  • 63 58
    Submitted by lalind1 on Jul 8, 10 at 7:17pm

    I've done that a time or two...

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 8, 10 at 7:39pm

    Floating the salt... Sun, snakes and boobs

  • 63 62
    Submitted by vossman325 on Jul 8, 10 at 7:56pm

    I LOVE the Salt River... I love tits too!!! Seen a few on the river... Good times

  • 62 69
    Submitted by superhead on Jul 8, 10 at 6:10pm

    Best text so for today :)

  • 51 52
    Submitted by SeaSick__x on Jul 8, 10 at 6:48pm

    I second that, Ed.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 9, 10 at 11:58am

    We have that girl too and she's my wife. Everyone is going to stare at her natural 36FF's anyways so we might as well get free booze out of the deal.

  • 65 82
    Submitted by dlight87 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:35pm

    pretty sure i was the one giving out the free booze

  • 54 62
    Submitted by azstatesays on Jul 9, 10 at 8:36pm

    Ohhhh ASU...love it

  • 56 66
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 9, 10 at 1:10am

    Hopefully they're perky too, otherwise flashing them won't help as much as you'd hope. And then you don't get enough free beer.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Flyers108 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:13pm

    this is the reason TFLN>>SFTLolz>FML>MLIA

  • 56 68
    Submitted by AzIvy75 on Jul 10, 10 at 5:05pm

    Funny thing is, before I even looked at the area code, I knew this was referring to AZ. The phrase "boobs and river" go together like "fake and Scottsdale"

  • 54 64
    Submitted by fauxAlias on Jul 9, 10 at 1:43am

    Salt river?

  • 58 74
    Submitted by bobdog2215 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:01am

    I love big titties

  • 48 59
    Submitted by xoasiangirlox on Jul 27, 10 at 3:42pm

    marsho: wat u mean taste? I hope not breast milk or silicone

  • 49 66
    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 8, 10 at 8:29pm

    tits or get the fuck out of the river

  • 48 66
    Submitted by malone21 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:00am

    That's classic!

  • 51 73
    Submitted by thatboguy on Jul 8, 10 at 6:33pm

    Caroline Monroe

  • 62 98
    Submitted by chelly106 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:50pm

    Yessss I cannot believe I got this posted :):):):) hahahaahahahaha

  • 46 69
    Submitted by brownidgirl94 on Jul 12, 10 at 12:30am

    Yeah I have had to do that before too lol I have the best crazy friends

  • 48 75
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:36am

    And problably the fakest

  • 49 81
    Submitted by wildcat2010 on Jul 8, 10 at 7:48pm

    I love the river! AZ!

  • 39 69
    Submitted by lace2010 on Jul 8, 10 at 9:44pm

    Wow I have actually gotten a text kinda like this!

  • 47 88
    Submitted by ditzerspritzer on Jul 8, 10 at 11:44pm

    Stay classy zona

  • Submitted by mayorbee on Jul 8, 10 at 6:13pm

    Grandma has big tits, too. Just not in the good way.