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  • Submitted by mrbroncos on Jul 20, 10 at 1:15pm

    She can always be a politician

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    Submitted by partywithsluts on Jul 20, 10 at 3:57pm

    knowledge of current events is not a prerequisite for sex

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    Submitted by canonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 2:10pm

    tell her that the oil spill is some kinda of a weird sexual massage

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    Submitted by trke0302 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:56pm

    She probably didn't know about it because they don't talk about it on "The Hills" or whatever the fuck dumb bitches watch

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    Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 20, 10 at 1:38pm

    Context is important, was it two days after the blast or two months? Munt.

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    Submitted by _TheDude_ on Jul 23, 10 at 2:53pm

    Oil spill?

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    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:01pm

    These pretzels are making me firsty follower

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 1:20pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

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    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 20, 10 at 8:57pm

    You can still fuck the bitch, although long term relationship is out of the question

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    Submitted by TheWingMan on Jul 20, 10 at 1:26pm

    Simply stunning.

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    Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 10:52pm

    wow. Im blonde and feel like dying my hair 'cause of her now. thanks.

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    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:09pm

    What the fuck would jesus do about peyton manning eating pretzels after sex w a dolphin?

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    Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:55pm

    Oh Michael....I forgot to tell you that I'm ABD from the University of I Don't Give A Fuck. But my blondies did look very nice cascading across your ball sack.

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    Submitted by MoonStar on Jul 20, 10 at 7:20pm

    Girl I know just learned about the spill on 7/13. She's a dumb blonde at its finest.

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 1:02am

    Lol!

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    Submitted by snowboard1 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:48pm

    that's nothing. last year (freshman year of college) this chick has never heard of Albert Einstein!

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    Submitted by firstkiller187 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:52pm

    Blondes are stupid they are good for three things fucking sucking and cooking (1800pizza) cooking now tell her bring me a beer and play with my nuts

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    Submitted by bassnectar4 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:59am

    what does her hair color have to do with her intelligence? kind of annoying like obviously this girl is ignorant but to attribute that to something as shallow as hair ultimately makes you look like the jackass.

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    Submitted by azalus on Jul 21, 10 at 3:50pm

    @bassnecter4 you're a blonde "like" aren't you "like" ?

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    Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 9:02pm

    People like you a threat to the human gene pool.

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      Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 9:03pm

      *are* a threat to the human gene pool.

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    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 22, 10 at 2:29pm

    Current events can escape the best of us... Until about a month ago I had no idea who that captain guy who landed a plane in water was.....I'm only kinda blonde

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    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Jul 20, 10 at 8:21pm

    My sister is blonde. She didn't know about the oil spill till about two days ago. I'm pretty sure being an idiot is hereditary for all blondes.

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      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jul 21, 10 at 5:40am

      can I have her number?

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    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 1:16pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:37pm

    This is stupid and you all are blond braindead

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    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:18pm

    At least she had a useful skill.

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 1:45pm

    These oil spills are making me Firsty!