So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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