the day after is always just damage control
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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