lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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