I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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