"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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