Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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