don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
God, I missed his penis.
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