There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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