I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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