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  • 121 57
    Submitted by IneptAdept on May 7, 10 at 12:51pm
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    "I would like to express a formal interest for inserting your penis into my vagina, then partially removing your penis, then inserting again, repeating until mutual orgasm."

    • 56 59
      Submitted by favbirdswallow on May 7, 10 at 6:48pm
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      Real women still have hair down there!!!!!

      • 52 63
        Submitted by Leto on May 8, 10 at 7:10pm
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        ...what in the holy fuck does that have to do with what he said. and dont consider your hairy self to be standard or correct. women can have hair, be shaved or some design in between, lol. a real man should be fine with any of these, but can have his own preferences.

  • 71 54
    Submitted by vodkadude on May 7, 10 at 12:48pm
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    I'd only need one text

  • 64 47
    Submitted by LiveFast on May 7, 10 at 11:52pm
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    You can text me anytime, I'm in the 330!

  • 71 61
    Submitted by yoursougly on May 7, 10 at 9:17am
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    Maybe he dosent want your sex

  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 12:12pm
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    I got it anytime babe

  • 68 70
    Submitted by broslikethissite on May 7, 10 at 1:58pm
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    Two conclusions: he's a homo or she's fat

  • 54 45
    Submitted by DatNigga37 on May 18, 10 at 3:54am
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    So if a girl randomly says that it means she wants it? Haha

  • 62 62
    Submitted by JackBerton on May 7, 10 at 1:19pm
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    Too bad his reply was, "You must be at least this skinny to ride this ride"

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 7, 10 at 9:35am
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    this, just, might, work.....

  • 59 62
    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 7, 10 at 9:46am
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    I got your hint. Call me!

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 2:10pm
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    A little slow in the hall of fame city

  • 46 43
    Submitted by jprincess on May 7, 10 at 1:03pm
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    Subtle-LOL!

  • 49 52
    Submitted by NLHGK on May 7, 10 at 7:39pm
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    I'd fucks witit

  • 45 44
    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on May 7, 10 at 9:21am
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    Just tell him flat out! If you want it bad enough, you'll do it!

  • 49 57
    Submitted by jackie7 on May 7, 10 at 10:02am
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    Genius!

  • 49 61
    Submitted by chemicalkiwi on May 8, 10 at 12:28am
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    at that point it is no longer a hint.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by nakrispy on May 7, 10 at 12:09pm
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    Desperate. Pathetic. Whore.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 7, 10 at 11:35am
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    He must be a dumb ass. Maby send a text like let's have sex

  • 39 61
    Submitted by sexythang0526 on May 7, 10 at 9:18am
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    sex sex sex sex

  • 38 64
    Submitted by noshatsherlock on May 7, 10 at 9:35am
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    Hoe bag. (:

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    Submitted by hotgeekgirl on Dec 3, 11 at 12:46am
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    You should add the word NOW.