I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I woke up under a house in Key West
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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