You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:09pm

    That guy is unbeeleivable.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:22pm

    Who is pro-abortion? Really? Is there a group of people that argue to kill all unborn babies? Pro-choice is NOT pro-abortion, because there is no such thing as pro-abortion. Being pro-choice is believing that the individual has the right to make decisions about her body and family and not be told what she can or cannot do by the government .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:05pm

    Hahahaha! She fucked a retard! A sneaky one, but still. Retard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:22pm

    definitely get an abortion... that guy's genes should not be passed on!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:11pm

    Please please please get an abortion.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:14pm

    Uh-oh. . .here we go. Jesus Patrol in 3. . .2. . .1. . .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:58pm

    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die

    • 67 72
      Submitted by paigeizchaos on Sep 22, 10 at 2:50am

      im preeeeetty sure someone in life has already said that dickface

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:51pm

    cocaine-addiction-solution.├Ârg ^ fix that. ^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:38pm

    Please get a giant abortion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:33am

    fail at those failing 12:04 as they have made a Billy Madison reference that everybody else failed to recognize!! but of course you recognized something from a recent Judd Apatow movie.

  • 95 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:42am

    Considering she's from NV and he's a brother from NOLA, she should probably go to the clinic or gear up for the joys of being a single mom, because she will never hear from this dude again.

  • 95 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:18pm

    not gunna lie he may not have had book smarts put that was a really good try! and what kind of fucked up person tells sum1 that via txt!

  • 92 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:59am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha wtf

  • 99 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:46am

    Geez, I hope this guy was just drunk when he wrote that. Because if that's his normal level of literacy, you do not want him teaching your child how to read and write.

  • 94 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:37pm

    @12:26 - Sperm will live outside the body for about 2-3 minutes. Even if you sat in the largest pile of cum on a toilet seat, it's not going to travel very far up the vag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:06am

    I'm pretty sure this must either be fake, or she isn't pregnant. Because...I can't imagine getting knocked up by somebody that stupid and then telling the whole world about it.

  • 89 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:25am

    I can think of one person who supposedly never had sex and still had a baby. Abstinence isn't 100% either hahaha

  • 95 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:05pm

    If you are going to try to blow a girl off who you just knocked up, at least do it CORRECTLY.

  • 80 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:37pm

    943 you voted for bush? Twice. Proves you are an asshole

  • 90 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:42am

    10:44 thanks for your story. Adoption is not an easy answer at all. Props to you. I'm pro-choice & respect how tough either decision is. 11:37 pro-choice: right on. Abortion prevents child abuse.

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 11:39am

    2:22 what the fuck are you talking about? Your not a fucking priest

  • 91 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:47pm

    Maybe they were actually in a relationship and he was joking? I mean, let's give them the benefit of the doubt. And no need to call her a dumb bitch....there's no 100% effective form of birth control.

  • 85 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:27am

    Hmm he seems smart. Spells area wrong. What a loser.

  • 85 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:44am

    you're an idiot 12:41. are you 12?

  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:24pm

    He's got no clue about spelling and grammar, but this dude gets an A in playin!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:51pm

    hey hey bible thumper number 1 has shown up....ya cunt

  • 86 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:01am

    I am a Christian..and this site cracks me up...so incorrect 9:58... Just because I am doesn't mean I can't laugh along...and actually, this one is hilarious.

  • 85 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:47pm

    I'm Pro-Life, but with these two I think I could make an exception

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:00pm

    Wow, people are mean here. I'm a Bible thumper AND Pro-Life AND pretty sensitive about it AND I think this text and the "get a giant abortion" response were fucking hilarious.

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:19am

    Dude should have just ignored her texts and calls lol

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:51pm

    ....11:41. I'm not sure how to respond to that other than hysterical laughter..

  • 74 73
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 11, 10 at 9:52pm

    hahah thats SAD.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:41am

    If she bought a watch she wouldn't be late...

  • 82 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:22pm

    lol that was fuckin amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:30am

    FAHLCON PUHNCH DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!

  • 81 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:21pm

    dayum you slept with a dumbass. i feel sooooo bad for you .

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:10am

    3:07 it's artificial selection. natural selection happens... well naturally.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:07am

    wow... fail. major major fail.

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:47am

    maybe if you are stupid enough to sit naked on a cum pile... i just don't think that happens though hahaha

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:10am

    haha thats funny but kinda fucked up

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:14pm

    o'reiley should see this page

  • 85 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:12am

    Many people don't even understand the seriousness of an abortion in some cases it so inhumane

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:30pm

    @ 11:41 Didn't work for Mary!

  • 81 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:44am

    rofl. funny. simply funny.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:12am

    Hm. Kinda think the errors are what make it funny.

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:53pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha, thats great

  • 79 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:57pm

    Yes, clearly natural selection has not happened here because the "father" would not exist otherwise.

  • 82 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:53pm

    i think 9:48#2 is just trying to screw with people...

  • 80 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:34pm

    I thought 9:11 said "Please get a giant abortion" the first time I glanced at that post.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:22pm

    Fuck TFLN and their unknown error right up the ass with no lubrication.

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:52am

    You can't talk about the shmishmortion clinic in front of the shmishmortion baby eaters!

  • 70 74
    Submitted by kerry777 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:05am

    bwuahahahahahahahahahaha - classic!!!!

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:06pm

    What a dick this 504 is! Probably drunk knocking up some other girl...

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:43pm

    Since NOLA has a lot of blacks, it is probably an Obama supporter. Stay classy liberals!

  • 80 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:57pm

    thats an amazing way to text someone to fuck off. love you nola!

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:08am

    fuck you all- laugh at the god damned text message, you stuck up motherfuckers

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:17pm

    I agree 3:30!!!! and 12:04 needs to suck a dick.

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:40pm

    9:36- the girl thinks she's preggers, so she texts the guys. Then the guy texts back a fake error message that's full of typos because he doesn't want to deal with it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:38pm

    um, I'm all for the bible and abortions... stop being so stereotypical.

  • 76 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:48pm

    Maybe he put the typos on purpose so she would "get it" that he's blowing her off.

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:04pm

    ahahahaha. i just got that.

  • 78 95
    Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Apr 28, 10 at 5:54am

    Learn how to spell, dumb arse

  • 76 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:21pm

    Abortion. It's not even Pro-choice, would you REALLY want his baby?

  • 79 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:30am

    Re 12:47 it happens. That's how I happened..

  • 76 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:40am

    i'm betting money he drops a coathanger off at her house anonymously.

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:33am

    this took me FOREVER to understand.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:05am

    11:41, then how is it 100% effective if you can still get pregnant?!

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:41pm

    Goood shit! Hhahhahha. Thats amusing.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:43pm

    " @12:26 - Sperm will live outside the body for about 2-3 minutes. Even if you sat in the largest pile of cum on a toilet seat, it's not going to travel very far up the vag. " thats from 11:37.. what if the pile of cum was dick shaped?

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:48am

    July 11, 2009 10:58PM they do when they are concieved by this shit head.

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:59pm

    Thank you, 10:44! I've always thought that about adoption...it is an alternative to abortion, but it's not the nice, concise solution that pro-lifers want it to be.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:21am

    Hey, 10:56, just though you should know the word "dat" does not exist, and your repeated use of it makes it obvious what an illiterate FUCK HEAD you are. Got dat?

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:23pm

    Wouldn't you take a pregnancy test to confirm your suspicion before you hit the guy with something this big? I mean, that's just the considerate thing to do, unless of course you really are an attention whore.

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:38pm

    Wait a second - who the hell tells someone that they think they're pregnant via text anyway?

  • 77 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:35am

    i was gonna say..mary a virgin? thats called god made me pregnant..actually i slept with your friend i just didnt wanna tell you.

  • 77 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:46am

    Perhaps Christians should cease to be stereotypes then...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:58pm

    9:51 - I vote that 9:48 was using this amazing new literary device that the academic circles are calling "sarcasm". It's a new concept, and only the well read and moderately intelligent can catch it, so don't feel too bad. Also... what, pray tell, would "bible thumpers" be doing on THIS site?

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:58am

    learn how to spell your at least

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:01pm

    This is why more girls should SWALLOW!!!!

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:16am

    Lady, you're gettin none of that child support.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:47am

    Sperm does not fucking live outside of the body unless you proceed to keep it alive.

  • 76 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:09pm

    o no you poor girl. he's a dumbass, you don't want him near a child any way

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:45am

    this guy was definitely drunk...i've been there before.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Rezigrene on Sep 12, 10 at 3:49pm

    Glad to see you gave some thought to who you fucked. Do you always pick winners?

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:36am

    its SMISHMORTION!!! stupid ass.. watch knocked up again..this time dont be so doped up on hash

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:54pm

    sneaky. but he's still stupid.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:51pm

    Hahahahahahahahha seriously, made my day. That sucks though, hope everything turns ouut okay..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:01am

    Hahaha, the guy is a ra-tard.

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:26am

    if you're a minor in montana you dont have to notify parents about an abortion

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:38am

    all i can say is that for the retards out there who do not understand this text----please smash your head against a wall and then go get sterilized in the morning so you do NOT reproduce----fucking retards. your mothers should have learned how to swallow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:31am

    That was FICTION though. TFLN is REAL!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:45pm

    Thank you 9:47. There is a failrate on every method, just because someone has an unplanned pregnancy that doesn't mean they weren't beaning cautious.

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:43am

    Unless you have gone through this..had an abortion or chosen not to..then why the hell are you giving your opinion?? You can research something all you want,but unless you experience it then shut the F up! You immature assholes don't know a damn thing about this topic,so stop acting like you do...

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:11am

    stuck up motherfuckers? this site is solely for entertainment...lighten up 1:08!

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:45am

    Oh, New Orleans. You're so classy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:04am

    You people are all fucktards. What's the best argument for a shmashorshion? Everyone that's reply'd to this post, and for those that might call me a hypocrite, I include myself, clearly either lacks the intelligence, grace, or life experience to either A) get the joke; B) understand other peoples' jokes; or C) realize when it's best to keep your mouth shut. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:15pm

    POOR GIRL. Hysterical. though.

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:59am

    Why are you all saying poor girl? shes also a part of the problem. she didnt want to use a condom either. its her fault too lol you people really amaze me. you always blame the guy in the situation. if a girl get pregnant you say "he should have used a condom!" or some stupid thing. why do you always say HE? u should say she should have made sure he used one. OR you should say THEY should have used a condom. stop blaming other people when you fuck up too =)

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:22am

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA omg this made my night!!! i love this country!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:08am

    alright so i don't get this. i know he spelled something wrong but what was he trying to say?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:25pm

    9:22 #1. The error was sent from the guy who knocked her up. I hope you aren't serious.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 11, 10 at 9:54pm

    9:43 is a retard.

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:18pm

    9:58, please stop trying to sound smart. jackass.

  • 71 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:44pm

    WOWWWW. That's pretty bad. Sucks. Get an abortion, hunny, if you like.

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:07am

    It's spelled wrong on purpose. That's what makes it funny. The "father" texted back an error message to evade the whole "being a daddy" ordeal.

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:03am

    rhymes with shmashortion ....

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:46pm

    Agree with both 9:22s. Also, kill this idiot.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by mistyv on Jun 21, 10 at 2:22am

    I've said it once and I am sure I will say it a million more before I die....."some people's children".

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:37am

    this is why i advocate buttsekz

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:35pm

    i hope this dude was drunk when he texted that back...if not than god damn it...

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:57pm

    Hay vats up!! im bruno!

  • 53 64
    Submitted by suckmyknee on Aug 14, 10 at 3:21am

    lmfaoooooooooooooooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:37pm

    i used to be pro life now im pro choice all the way. u dont even know what happens to kids in foster care its terrible. and also so many parents out there who cant even take care of kids instead they abuse them. id rather kill a sperm then abuse an innocent baby.

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:03pm

    hahahahah 12:41 - as long as you're not serious, you're my favorite.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:26pm

    Hilarious text! Personally, I don't agree with abortion unless it'll endanger the mother or the child. I guess having an idiot dad is a danger so go for it!! Oh and by the way can't sperm live outside the body for 24 hours?? Isn't that right? Well I do give the dude props for the error message, it's priceless.

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:47pm

    I love how 1684C: makes a smiley face. its so ironic!

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:49pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:15pm

    9:11PM -- ahahaha. yes, do the world a favor, honey.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:48am

    i cant stop crying over this!! holy fuck this is hilarious!

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:59am

    12:44 you're a fucking moron, buy a sense of humor or proceed to follow the instructions of 12:38 12:47 nice use of the word "proceed" where it is totally fucking inappropriate. was that you showing off your uber sweet vocab? not to mention the retarded use of "fuck"... ps: girl should get abortion. too many people in world as is, and most are as retarded as 12:47 and should be aborted. i am pro-abortion, and anti-choice

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:24am

    Smell rank pussy asshole

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:56pm

    Unlucky for you! Ditch the loser

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:40am

    "Anonymous said... shamshortion July 11, 2009 10:25PM" ohhhh YES!!! "i'm not going to say that word for the little baby here but it starts with an 'a' and rhymes with shamshortion"

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:24pm

    Bahaha, I'm sorry, I'm a girl and I think that was fucking hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:00am

    Better wear a latex Because you dont want that late text The "i think i am late text"

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:39am

    If you can't spell it, you shouldn't be having it, 11:37.

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:12am

    Oh gawd. undeeliverable. He's a moron dear. Let's hope the baby is slightly more intelligent.

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:50am

    11:58 -ha ha..love a man who can quote southpark!

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:01pm

    10:46 - the second 9:22 didn't understand the context of the reply to this text and who it was from. I guess you don't either? The error was not from TFLN. Not sure how hard it is to understand this?

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:48pm

    Automated texts are not spelled wrong

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:30pm

    TFLN needs a favorites bar, where you can add the perfect ones like these.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:16pm

    i mustbe just as dumb, but i dont fucking get it haha

  • 66 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:49am

    ALL BABIES WANT TO GET BORNED!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:42pm

    12:38 is right. If the bitch wanted to talk, she should've called the dude. He is a genius. And anyone ever hear of adoption? You don't have to thump a bible to think conception means life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:07pm

    shut the hell up 10:58

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:26am

    check out the "ijustwanttotellyou" site!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:58pm

    don't kill the baby just cuz the dads a dumbass. Babies are so precious and innocent and don't deserve to be murdered.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:56pm

    Haha dat area code is new orlenas n dat sound jus like wat sumbody from da no wud do HA gotta love new orleans

  • 66 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:40am

    the only one who should be awarded any points is 12:59, that was more hilarious than the actual text. :D

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:07am

    11:01 - straight out of The Hangover. Good reference.

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:03am

    as stupid as that play was, it was a good shot. respect. of course, you have to help raise that baby, but still, nice move.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:55am

    Fakest fake of them all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:25pm

    hahahah 10:25 "i think you need to take care of this..." "NOT THE A WORD!!" "yes... im not gonna say the real word because of little baby ears over there but it rhymes with shmashmorshin."

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:32pm

    oh nola...you naughty naughty city.

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:43pm

    I'm with 12:38. Seems like something that serious warrants a phone call at least.

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:33pm

    12:26- once it dries, it's dead.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:47am

    hahahahahaha this is so funnyyyyy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:37am

    12:25 - its actually possible though...if cum gets anywhere near ur vag there's a chance that u might get pregnant

  • 60 90
    Submitted by person on May 30, 10 at 9:29pm

    What a dick, but then again she's the one that fell for it

  • 64 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:21am

    I'm a Christian and veryyyy Pro-Choice. love you 11:37!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:26am

    ha. hahahahaha thats sooooo funnny dude. you got to admit. had he past 5th grade and you know, learned how to spell, and done it right, this would be soo much more awesome.

  • 61 94
    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Apr 15, 10 at 10:53am

    Amazing ha. Just learn how to spell next time.

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:17pm

    Just imagine scooby doo saying the undeeliverable part.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:14pm

    oh my god do not pass those genes on.

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:04am

    Everyone encouraging her to abort, I wish your mothers received the same advice. Get a life, assholes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:45am

    atleast she waited until she was late before she said something..some girls say OMG I think im pregnant the day after sex..its like really? not only are you a whore but you're an attention whore too?...women..haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:21am

    is it sad to say that i might use this one one day, without the errors though. poor girl..

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:23am

    HAAA...HAHAHAHAHA !!!!

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:16am

    AE Damn that's fucking funny as hell! Hey people better her than you lol!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:55am

    to 3:07...abortion isn't natural selection, dumbass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:18pm

    wow im woulda bet money that the fuckin bible thumpers would have pounced all over that abortion thing by now....theyre slacking, thank "the fuckin guy nailed to a wooden post"

  • 55 86
    Submitted by joshemane on Feb 27, 10 at 3:03am

    The guy's text is one digit different from my area code. Phew, dodged a bullet there.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:25pm

    You're natural selection.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:28pm

    doh!!!! hopefully she was just late and not pregnant

  • 55 87
    Submitted by katelyn99 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:28pm

    Loooove<3

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:08pm

    Lmao! This would have been more believeable if the words were spelled right. Hahaha. Still funny though!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:33pm

    haha trying to give the guy the benefit of he doubt, im guessing he was drunk!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:49am

    yeah 10:58, shut the hell up because11:07 doesn't want to hear your opinion because their right about this neverending debated subject...gahhh, annoying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:12am

    12:08 please be fucking kidding.

  • 60 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:56pm

    hahahahahahhahhahhaahhaha good try

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:41pm

    technically there is 100% effective brith control..its called abstinance..just dontt have sex! then you can only get pregnant from a toilet seat!

  • 34 49
    Submitted by atlas117 on Jan 30, 12 at 8:48pm

    Awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:52pm

    Hahaha that's fucking hilarious. Wrong, but hilarious

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:29am

    this i effing hilarious....sad, but funny as hell!!!!

  • 40 62
    Submitted by chinballwizard on Oct 11, 11 at 8:04pm

    I am going to have unprotected sex tonight just so I can use this line

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:48am

    Fuck you 9:43, you're honestly a moron.

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:31pm

    wow. if that doesn't scream "I didn't graduate middle school", I don't know what does.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:25pm

    ps: girl should get abortion. too many people in world as is, and most are as retarded as 12:47 and should be aborted. i am pro-abortion, and anti-choice the 12:59 who said this...you are fucking awesome =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:22pm

    Omg I think this is so funny. It might have actually fooled her if he spelled it right. Do error texts really exist? Don't think I've ever gotten one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:27am

    VEST TEXT BEVER@@@@@###

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:17am

    LOLOLOOLOLOL omg best idea ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:02pm

    This text is an instant classic.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by yatfalife on Nov 30, 10 at 7:28pm

    Haha only in the 504

  • 40 69
    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:27pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:42am

    hahaha what a dumb ass!! Couldnt even spell it right!

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:53am

    (this post is actually relevant to the TFLN above, not abortions-which shouldn't be the topic at hand?) anyway, i used to send fake error texts to people i didn't wanna deal with. except i was smart enough to save them to my phone as an auto-text (you know how they have presets, like "Sorry I missed your call." and shit) and use the same one everytime. it's drunk-text-proof, trust me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:21am

    ahh this is hilarious, maybe she sent him the text late at night and he was drunk so when he got it he had the 'amazing' idea of sending her an error msg, but unfortunately his plan couldnt really transfer to his hands and he fucked up the spelling and now we have this wonderful msg and the OP to thank. this is good shit!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:16am

    All y'all saying to get an abortion are terrible! But, this text is funny. That guy is kind of a retard! haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:17pm

    WTF? Learn to use birth control you dumb bitch.

  • 52 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:08am

    and this is why i love this site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:25pm

    hahahahahaha I LOVE YOU 9:14

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:36am

    Take care of it, i'll give you a little hint, it rhymes with shma-shmortion. - Please dont tell me you want him to get an A-word. I'm not gonna say it because of little baby ears over there but you should get a shma-shmortion at the shma-shmortion clinic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:13pm

    @ 7:23 - for real. but some people just like to share the misery I guess.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:31am

    If attach wheels to shoes, do you have wheels? Or just shoes?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:48pm

    Not abortion ! Thats a sin !